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SO YOU GUYS I HAVE I PROBLEM…

I REALLY KIND OF LIKE THAT SONG GLAD YOU CAME (THANKS HANNA) BUT I DON’T WANT TO BECAUSE ITS BY A BOY BAND AND I’M A JUDGMENTAL DICK LIKE THAT… SO YEAH…BYE

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Anonymous asked:
1-84. have fun. [:

fuck you anon 

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • no comment, lol
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • nope
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • probably… most likely…yes
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • hmm, i guess so
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • driving home from LA (holy shit it sounds like i have a life) 
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • lol, i dont drink but it would probably be nathalia, or hanna, and all the scary thoughts i dont think about during the day, lol
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • lol, that would require me being in a relationship
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • yup yup yup, but theres still shit he dont know
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • (see question 7) nope
  • 10: What are you listening to? 
  • No faith in Brooklyn, hoodie allen 
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • water how fuckin lame 
  • 12. Do you like hickeys?
  • …uhm…well…maybe if you…NO
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • usually at 3
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • uhm, idk
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • sort of, i make a shit tone of mistakes 
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • unless im sleeping, but i sleep a lot 
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • no…
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • yesterday (monday)
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • definitely (but they shouldn’t :O) 
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • fuck i have to wake up early tomorrow
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • shit i hope not
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • …sometimes 
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • no, im usually pretty happy, at least i try to be 
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • yeah, but i won’t 
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • nope
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • white, with a grey skyscraper 
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • some do, but i hardly talk to them anymore 
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • i dont think so
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • nathalia (and hanna, but i dont think that counts because shes my cousin) 
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • lol, no she’s a whore 
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • uhm, my phone is off because the battery is dead… but i think my dad
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • no
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • im not sure 
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • wtf man… i dont know this shit 
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 52
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • no, unplanned things are better (as long as its not a child :b)
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • holy shit isn’t it obvious… YES
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • …YES (hanna… don’t ask) 
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • …YES^^^
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • uhm, no i guess not 
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • to an extent,a small age difference is fine 
  • 42: Are you available?
  • uhm… yeah 
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 1
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • snake bites i guess ( how fuckin original )
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • sure
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • yeah
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • question 38
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • a few…
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • no, i guess not
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • i actually dont have anyone to pursue right now 
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • nope, not many people have 
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • ill probably say happy birthday on facebook 
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate? 
  • veggie burger (lol, it had cheese on it) and some chips
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • nope, did you
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • fuck if i know 
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • i kind of know spanish… does that count 
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • girls 
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • in the same dam place… all my life 
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • early may, colorado to cali 
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • no
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • no, (how can you even call what i had a childhood)
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • hmm… i guess hanna 
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • on tv, scream 4… in theaters, the hunger games (but it was the second time) 
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • them not existing 
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • none…
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • i dont know the answer to this 
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • no, things have slipped before though 
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • yeah, i guess 
  • 69: Do you collect anything?
  • i collect dirty cloths on my bedroom floor, people are always trying to ruin it though 
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour?
  • (oh shit your english) green, like a highlighter 
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
  • not really
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
  • no
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • uhm fold and wash cloths, be super fuckin boring and dont leave my house 
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
  • yes…
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job?
  • i dont think so 
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
  • laugh
  • 77: Where is your cellphone?
  • under the tv
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone?
  • black
  • 79: What did you dream of last night?
  • idk, but i remember the last dream i have, that shit freaked me out for all the wrong reasons 
  • 80: Are you atheist?
  • no
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married?
  • no
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
  • i prefer summer 
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently?
  • no
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
  • underwear… there grey  

omfg lol 

I'm bored ask away (:
  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12. Do you like hickeys?
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42: Are you available?
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69: Do you collect anything?
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour?
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job?
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
  • 77: Where is your cellphone?
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone?
  • 79: What did you dream of last night?
  • 80: Are you atheist?
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married?
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently?
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?

(Source: andrew-watt)

fagology:

yes ^-^